Say cheese!

I won’t. 

I don’t like cheese, it smells too bad. I have very delicate nostrils. I know that for sure, because horses always look at me with envy.

I won’t smile either.

What should I smile for? I have no reasons whatsoever to smile, besides  the fact that horses envy me.

Unless you can name at least 10 things worth smiling about, I’m through with showing my teeth.

 

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